Public Access TV: Where Music Goes to Die

Public Access TV. For some, it's simply a means to explore their journalistic side, for others it's to promote their ideals, and yet for others it is a means to finally make it big musically. And by make it big I mean look like a complete dumbass. Look. There's a reason nobody comes to see you when you get that gig at the bar. There's a reason you don't have a record deal, not even an indie one. And it's not just because you haven't been discovered yet. It's cause you fucking suck.

Evidence:

Ah, Goth night. Because Good Morning Goths wasn't dark enough.



Seriously, at the 2:00 mark, who the fuck are they waiving at? The camera pans out and there's nobody fucking there. She's so fat I can't even tell if she's rhyming.



Rest in Peace: My Boner. I mean holy fucking cat rape that woman is awful. So, here's so more of Sondra Prill



I feel bad for the guy at the beginning cause I think those sunglasses ate his fucking nose. I'm not sure which version of that video I like better, but I chose awkward fat dude over quality.



Now hold on. Let me clarify who I'm saying sucks here. Mark Gormley kicks ass, there's no question about that. Sure he looks socially awkward, and no I don't know why he chose to release his music that he made in the 70's now. I'm talking about that twat waffle in the beginning. The "Space Happy Phil Thomas Katt". Who the fuck does that guy think he is. Fuck him. The video he made for Mark was shitty at best. I know Mark would have wanted a hotter babe than that Russian mail order bride you got him. What an asshole. And don't you dare try to ride Mark's wave of fame you fat fuck.



Look at that Hurdy Gurdy churning mother fucker. Who the fuck would record that for more than 15 seconds without yelling at that old ass to get the fuck out from in front of all cameras?

I don't really think I need to post anymore evidence. It should be frighteningly obvious that Public Access TV is where music goes to die. This video however, it should be played non-stop on at least 2 channels.


"I love a red haired dog, I love a blond haired dog, and a salacious barking brunette." That has to be one of the most fucked up things I've ever watched.