Star Wars Sex Toys

It has recently come to mind, after a recent thread over at HCwDB.com that there should be a market for Star Wars sex toys. I know what you're thinking.

1) Why would someone think about that?
2) Why didn't I think of that?

Yeah. So started the search. Immediately after googling "star wars sex toys" I found this gem of an article about some Jar Jar Binks life size doll being used as a sex toy by some kids. Now, it would come as no surprise that the website is a Christian based one that puts out newsletters letting concerned overbearing zealots know what they are to fear next, but unfortunately we can't be that lucky and this website, while still hilarious, is just a satire site mocking the religion. Nevertheless the website goes so far as to assert that the sole purpose of the Jar Jar Binks character was to entertain and entice kids. Apparently so much so that kids would feel the need to have sex with it. But, I can't figure out what exactly the kids were doing with the doll. Check out this quote:

Under the guise of family entertainment, Lucas' "Star Wars" prequel has contaminated America's youth with subliminal sexual innuendo. Pastor Ebeneezer Smith of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar binks creature become obvious when one pays close attention. His forked tongue, his lapping, his malignant features, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man." Experts who have examined the life-sized doll that has become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure

The dolls sole purpose was for masturbation. That website is hilarious. But, back to the main topic.

Further research turned up:
1)Wiki posts on Star Wars themed "marital aids".
2)A 5' tall statue of Princess Leia apparently from the animated series, that's "not a sex toy".
3)
This disturbing website.

And a host of other Star Wars dildo related madness.
But I couldn't find the one item that I thought would definitely exist.
An R2D2 butt plug. I know there's some nerdy hoes begging for some robot anal play.

You know she would

Look, all I'm saying is there's already a huge market for Star Wars Porn

So why not Star Wars toys to complete the intergalactic perversion?
Star Wars fans buy anything Star Wars related. And why stop at light saber dildos? You could make a light saber Fleshlight. And Princess Leia blow-up dolls. But please no Chewy blow up dolls. I can't condone Wookie fucking.

Mark My Words: This is one hell of a money making scheme!