What may be the single greatest thing I've ever seen, Japanese Bug Fights, has actually been going on for a while now. Apparently pitting bugs up against once another is a long standing tradition of entertainment in some countries, like Japan. Go figure. Japan always has the best ideas. I mean, who wouldn't want to see an 8 inch Vietnamese centipede duke it out with a full grown rhinoceros beetle? Why hasn't this awesome sport made more of a cultural splash? An American spin off? Egyptian Death Stalker Scorpion vs Haitian Bird Eating Tarantula? Fuck yes!
Well the answer for who wouldn't want to watch it is PETA. Well duh. PETA hates all things animal related, no matter how friggin' awesome it is, unless it involves us jerking dolphins off. Fuck that shit. I remember back in the day when I'd catch a spider and feed it moths and flies that were too stupid to out maneuver my ninja grip. It's nature folks. I mean, sure there's no time in the history of nature that an emperor scorpion has ever had to defend it's 6" squared piece of turf island surrounded by water in an enclosed acrylic cube with video cameras watching their every move, against a crayfish. But if it did, at least now we know who to put our money on. And it sure isn't that bitch crayfish. Check out the video below. Then, go to JapaneseBugFights.com and waste a good 2 hours of your day watching bugs kill the shit out of each other. You'll be glad you did.
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- Archidoucheis: "It's legs-and there are ten- are like great tentacles, unjointed, and upon it's serpent necks are borne 5 mandanaed heads like nightmares of ferocity and triple serried rows of hair and deep gullets of black death. Half it's length it frolics. It's heads in the air, outside it's horrid cleft, hunting the sea around that promontory for suckle thighs, library hotts, or what bigger game. Thundering Amphitrite feeds in thousands. And no ship's company can claim to have passed it without loss and grief; It takes from every ship, one hott for every gullet."
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