Monday, March 9, 2009

The Weather Channel is for Pussies



Are you tired of the weather channel pussy footing around with what the fuck the temperature is outside? Oh it's gonna be 34 but with the wind chill it'll feel like 31 but the wind should only be blowing from 4-9 and there may be clouds. I say: Fuck That Shit, and that's why I go to The Fucking Weather to get my information. Quick, direct, and no bull shit pictures of fucking H's flying around like I can remember what a high pressure moving in from the South East means for what I should expect for weather every time. Oh, high pressure, uh that usually means no rain, might actually be nice. Well fuck, it rains anyway. Asshole weather channel's never right anyway. So go to The Fucking Weather and get it straight.

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