Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen. The Most Epically Gay Child Performance, Ever.

I don't even know where to begin with this video. Apparently there is (was?) a TV show in Germany where kids get to dress up like some singer or music group, learn some moves, learn how to lip sync, and then I guess they either compete against one-another, or maybe they just perform and that's it. I dunno, as I've never actually watched the whole show. But, I did come across this clip. Looks like it was the early-mid 90's when it was filmed. I'm judging that off of the song chosen, and the kids clothing before they get changed. Either that or German children clothing is stuck in the past. Anyway, the kids either get stuck with this song, or, and I hope this isn't the truth, they choose it. It being Go West by The Pet Shop Boys. Behold:


I wonder if they imported that black girl from America to play the Statue of Liberty?


Now if you're sitting there thinking: What's so gay about that? Just some kids looking awkwardly uncomfortable in colorful jumpsuits singing a song about a man moving out west with his love.

Well here's the real music video for Go West. Complete with muscular blond Russian men running around for no other reason than to be eye candy for the Pet Shop Boys. You just have to know that this is the "anthem" song in some gay bar.



Pet shop boys. Fucking gay.

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