My name is Jeff, and I follow the blog Hot Chicks with Douchebags religiously. Almost, unhealthily. So I made up the moniker Archidoucheis so that I can comment in the threads and weigh in on important subjects like whether or not the guy with the fake orange tan should be thrown into a woodchipper, or if they should be slapped in the face with a rancid fish.
What the fuck does Archidoucheis mean? It's a play off of Architeuthis, and if you don't know what that is then it's time to learn your binomial nomenclature. Archi-First, doucheis-douchebag. 1st douchebag, or to be less literal in translation, #1 douchebag. Am I a douchebag? Nah, I'm just an asshole.
But now I feel it's time for me to express myself. The things I like, and dislike. The things I'm doing, watching, and thinking. And I'll try to update often, and not let this blog get stagnant. This is the Belly of the Beast.
About Me
- Archidoucheis
- Archidoucheis: "It's legs-and there are ten- are like great tentacles, unjointed, and upon it's serpent necks are borne 5 mandanaed heads like nightmares of ferocity and triple serried rows of hair and deep gullets of black death. Half it's length it frolics. It's heads in the air, outside it's horrid cleft, hunting the sea around that promontory for suckle thighs, library hotts, or what bigger game. Thundering Amphitrite feeds in thousands. And no ship's company can claim to have passed it without loss and grief; It takes from every ship, one hott for every gullet."
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