Here, play asteroids, or...go masturbate. Really either choice is a good way to be less productive.
Use the arrow keys to move, dumbass
Blow shit up – space key
Wanna go fast as shit? – ctrl or shift key
Need a second to go crank one off? – P
Are you a pansy quitter? – Q
Tired of the fucking noise? – M
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