The End is Nigh

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Robots. You should immediately start sleeping with one eye open because robots are about 3 years away from completely going apeshit and killing all humans to complete their primary objective. When will mankind learn that giving inanimate objects human qualities is a bad thing. Hell, even us humans can barely control our emotions. Whether it be seeking vengeance, making a shitty emo-band, or I dunno...wanting to rape someone? Yeah, think about it. Robot-rape. It's not like you could stop it. Everyone should know by now that the only way to kill a robot is to push him into some molten metal.Have a look at what mankind is up to now. And start preparing for the apocalypse, cause the end is nigh.

This is exactly what I mean. These little things look cute don't they? Little squares beeping and booping and bumping into each other. Aren't they adorable? Until they start assembling them selves into a larger robot with their own will. Oh that's a great idea, give them the option of turning into an even bigger machine of death. They don't even need humans to control them like Voltron did!


Undulation, or slithering has to be one of the most involved forms of movement around. Not to mention creepy. Go figure when you team the freakishness of a snake's movement with a friggin' robot you end up pooping your pants.


But maybe you want your robot more functional. Well Big Dog is at the top of the list when it comes to maneuverability. If this thing can take a beating and walk over ice without falling over what chances do I have against it?

Maybe they'll think about putting in a battery operated motor instead of making the beast sound like a weed-whacker. Nevertheless if I saw that thing coming at me I'd probably curl up into the fetal position. That thing is about 150ft of height and a few blasters away from being a fucking ATAT


And if it wasn't enough that robots are mimicking animals, look at this video of a group that made a fucking cyborg beetle. Excuse me, a fucking remote controlled cyborg beetle. Yeah, they can tell it where to fly by controlling it's neural stimulation (ie it has a robot brain).



Even if the robots don't all revolt against us what the hell would we want with life-like robots? I for one do not want to live in the world of Exterminator City. And I know some of you are thinking about the sexual endeavors one could have with a sexy robot, but we're not even working on that (well, Japan is, but that's to be expected). Instead groups like DARPA are paying to have this shit made up, which is just fucking wonderful. I can honestly see no possible good from life-like robots roaming the planet. If anyone else knows about any crazy robots that are being made feel free to post links in the comments section.