Update on Possible CWC Sibling

So I did one of those hold the phone up to your ear and take the picture moves, and I was able to get a few snaps of the guy. Of course because I was unable to actually aim the camera only one of them came through with any bit of clarity. Even then, this picture is blurry. But I figured it was better blurry, cause it's like a big foot picture. Or you can think like Mitch Hedberg and just think that the guy is blurry in real life, which is of course scarier.


So here's the snapshot of the guy. I gotta do this quickly because he's still sitting next to me and I don't want him to see that I took a photo of him and then he'll go into some type of retard rage and use his retard strength to retard rape me. Nope, definitely gonna wanna avoid that.




The picture doesn't really do him justice, but
Yes those are rapist glasses
Yes his hair is greasy
Yes he's wearing a striped collared shirt just like CWC
No he has no pendant (that's visible)
No he doesn't have a sign sitting in front of him asking for a boyfriend-free galpal
And no, I'm not sure if he indeed CAN feel the cosmos, and frankly I'm afraid to ask.

But I mean come on. Look at the two pictures next to each other. They're like twins. And if there is indeed more than one Christian Weston Chandler in the universe, than I no longer want to live.