Stranger danger. A wonderful PSA educating kids about how everyone is out to rape them. How they got these actors to say some of these lines and keep a straight face is beyond me. Hell, they don't even want kids to help old ladies with heavy bags. I don't remember running into any of these types of people when I was little. But if someone showed me this video when I was 8, I'd fucking never go outside.
I dunno, I think I'd be alright if that blond wanted me to go back to her car with her. Either I get to check out some older lady's titties, or we get to play with her sweet GameBoy. But if any kid actually needs a video to tell them to run away from that goofy ass looking guy who was "famous", than they are already lost. Him and his poofy hair and big black shades just scream pedophile. I'm just hoping that I wasn't the only kid who didn't have a secret word that they shared with their mom to let them know when it really was them that was sending a message. I mean, what the hell was that? Like anyone could remember some stupid secret word after they had just been in a traumatizing, life threatening car accident. I'm inclined to thinking that you'd probably forget that little failsafe when you took a windshield to the face. But give it up for the child rapists, they sure are creative!
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