The Internet, Life, and I

Way too long since I posted last. My bad. I got a new laptop (a Toshiba Satellite L505 from Best Buy for $561 after taxes, so far I'd highly recommend it) and for some reason I can't just unplug the Ethernet cable from my old laptop and plug it into my new one. Go figure. The reason I had to get a new one is because my old computer is entirely too slow. It'd take me hours to just do one post because my computer literally would go to a screeching halt if I had too many windows open at once. Twas a good laptop at one time, but oh how quickly they become obsolete and riddled with spyware/viruses from your favorite porn sites. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to get a router, which of course will cost money. Since I just dropped 500+ on this laptop it might be a little till I actually buy the router. I could call Comcast about it, but they're mostly incompetent and I really don't like dealing with people that I can't understand. So, for now, I'll be updating probably no more than every Monday, and Wednesday when I can get free wireless internet connection from my shitty college's shitty coffee shop. What's worse is I don't like coffee, and if you couldn't already guess it, I really hate the people that you find in coffee shops. Sometimes I just want a normal fucking bagel with cream cheese that will inevitably give me the breakfast shits, yet I have to wait 15 minutes for it because Sally took orders from every fuck person in her office and none of them ordered anything that can't be said one sentence. Assholes. Plus, right now I'm sitting next to a kid that could very well be the brother of Christian Weston Chandler

I don't think I'll be able to get a picture of him without him noticing, but I'll probably try. Whose idea was it to make your phone make that "taking a picture" noise when you click the button anyway? It's a fucking phone, there's not an ol' timey lens on it that has to shut, there's no film in it...why the fuck does it have to make that noise? Now everyone can tell when you're trying to take a picture of them. I don't need that kind of pressure from the multitude of freaks that I take pictures of everyday.
Well, let me get started on updating this fucking shitty blog. The belly of the beast has been empty for far too long.