Jennifer

Fresh from her role as the woman in my dreams that rides up to me on a tiger, topless, sword in hand like a scene straight out of Heavy Metal, Megan fucking Fox stars in a new movie called Jennifer's Body. I don't have the scoop on the movie, I didn't see a premiere, I don't even know when it comes out, and I'm pretty sure that the scene where you might see her tits got cut out in production, BUT what I do know (although completely unrelated to Megan Fox) is that the trailer and title of the this movie reminds me of something I've heard before. So I checked out the premise of the movie and it's pretty much about her becoming possessed by a demon and then either killing or sexing or sexily killing a bunch of people, especially all the boys that want to be sexily killed by her. Hmm. Where have I heard about a girl named Jenifer that was sexily killing people and acting a fool, er, demon. Oh that's right! It was probably on Pig Destroyer's Prowler in the Yard album, where the first song (aptly titled Jennifer) and end of the last song (Piss Angel) tell a tale of a gal named Jennifer who is doing some crazy sexy demon killing stuff. Let's have a listen.




Hmm. Well when the movie comes out, and I don't watch it, I'll be waiting for people to talk about the scene where Megan Fox licks the eyeballs of another girl. JR Hayes should be getting some credit from the writers of this movie. Of course, if the movie sucks than I'll completely disconnect it from having anything to do with Pig Destroyer.

This is disgusting, it's pornography.

No, No, No. This is beautiful. This is art.