Things To Do...

Everybody's gotta have goals. I wanna start a new phrase. I wanna work "__ Mickey Rourked it" into conversation. The ___ of course would be filled with a proper noun or pronoun.

He Mickey Rourked it
You Mickey Rourked that test
My dog Simba Mickey Rourked that other dog's face


So what does it mean when somebody Mickey Rourkes something? Not entirely sure yet, but I don't see why it can't have multiple definitions like

1. To fuck something up (like he did with his face)
2. To unexpectedly do a good job. Cause Mickey Rourke was practically dead for 15 years and then he came back with Sin City and The Wrestler and now he's winning awards again.

So I checked the only definition source that matters, urbandictionary.com, and aside from one definition describing his plastic surgery fuck up (kinda the same idea I had going), there's only one other definition for a Mickey Rourke. Something about shooting sperm all over someone's pubic hair, or putting your ass hair on someone's face. Meh, it's pretty weak. So what say we add the NEW definition of Mickey Rourke to the site?

I'm gonna sit on it for a bit, and see if I still think it's a good idea in a few hours when I'm not so tired and my ass isn't so sore from Finals. So for now it's just on my list of Things To Do.