In these times no one is safe. The economy is struggling, we're still a target for terrorism, good neighborhoods are being infested by criminals, pedophiles are soliciting sex to our children, and My Chemical Romance continues to make music. It's like the monologue Howard Beale (played by Peter Finch) gave from that movie Network:
The only group of people who aren't feeling the hurt are Repo people. As we miss our payments on our houses and our cars the banks send the Repo men out to take the property back. It's an unfortunate fate that no one is safe from, not even a god damn wizard.
That clip comes from TruTV's show Operation Repo. The show's gotten so ridiculous anymore that it's hard to believe that it's not scripted. As soon as they pulled up on the wizard I expected him to start casting spells at them. Something liiiiiike...Magic Missile!
Or even Lighting Bolt!
But instead his fat ass gave up and his princess bitched him out. He should have cast level 20 Balls on himself. As in you're at least 20, grow some balls. Because in these times, you might find your balls is all you have.
About Me
- Archidoucheis
- Archidoucheis: "It's legs-and there are ten- are like great tentacles, unjointed, and upon it's serpent necks are borne 5 mandanaed heads like nightmares of ferocity and triple serried rows of hair and deep gullets of black death. Half it's length it frolics. It's heads in the air, outside it's horrid cleft, hunting the sea around that promontory for suckle thighs, library hotts, or what bigger game. Thundering Amphitrite feeds in thousands. And no ship's company can claim to have passed it without loss and grief; It takes from every ship, one hott for every gullet."
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