Monday, April 26, 2010

Die in a Car Fire

I don't really recall how I came across it; I think I went to the iTunes store and just clicked on the album cover cause it looked like some transgendered emo kid was on the cover, and for some reason I hate myself so I clicked on it. It was all a blur to me anyway. What matters is that I've come across what may be one of the most horrible genres of music ever. It's like emo-techno-pop. You take one faggy scene kid, give him a vocoder and some cheap software to make some beats and basically you've got it. I can honestly say it is some of the worst garbage I've ever heard. And, I hope they all die in a car fire for making this music. Not because I ever have to hear it again, trust me that won't be the case. But because somewhere, someone actually listens to this shit. And the only reason I can think of as to why they would do that is because they don't know any better. There can be no other option. No one in their right mind, who has any taste in music can listen to this shit and say "thank god, this is the anthem I've been looking for. Generic beats with faggy scene kids using a vocoder. Oh boy."
So here's a make shift list of bands that I'm not gonna wish death upon, but I wouldn't really be upset if their vehicle got hit by an airplane full of bears. Even if they survived it, I'd be fine with that. Because no one could survive getting in an accident, where a plane full of bears falls from the sky and some how crashes into your car, and write this shitty music. No one.

Hurry! Let's Go


The Medic Droid


Blood on the Dance Floor


Scene Kidz


Jeffree Star


All of them. Terrible. Die. Please.

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