Straight Up Real Talk

One of the most epic threads ever concocted has become one of the most hilarious websites. CanITapThat.com is a website dedicated to real life texting conversations in which the brief, to the point, and awkward question: When are you gonna let me tap dat ass? is posed to an unsuspecting person.
The various responses are then displayed as well in which most women are just confused or disgusted. Sure there's some instances where the simple question seems to actually have worked, but there's really no way of checking validity. Fake or not this website has some hilarious conversations that are worth reading, and some great one liners that are worth repeating.

Some of my favorites include:

1. Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Huh?
Me: Im serious.
Her: Should be there in 20
Me: Sweet, I'll prep the diaphram
Her: That's hot
Me: (5 mins later) What kind of pizza do you want?


2. Me: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: Never.
Me: Well that wasn't as fun as I thought it would be.

3. Me: So when are you going to let me tap dat?
Her: Not till your rash clears up.
Me: Baby that's a a love rash.

4. Me: Ay girl when can I tap that?
Her: What? What?
Me: Put your V in my P.
Her: .........
Me: Welp, see ya later!

5. Me: Hey bebe when can I tap dat?
Her: Wtf ur already inside of me put ur phone away
Me: Oh shiiattttt