My Cat is a Pedophile

I read one of the funniest articles in my local newspaper yesterday. The report was done by the associated press, so the story has made it nationwide, but I haven't seen it get the recognition it deserves for how ridiculous it really is. Here's the story:

A Florida man told authorities his cat was responsible for more than 1,000 images of alleged child pornography found on his home computer, the Martin County Sheriff's Department reports.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer, according to the sheriff's report.

Griffin, 48, is being held on $250,000 bond. A neighbor is taking care of the cat — who has not been charged.

(Booking photo of Keith Griffin via Martin County Sheriff's Department.)

I can't wait to hear what the judge has to say to this guy. He's almost as bad as this dude:


I'm working on another youtube video, involving that guy.