Halloween

Another Halloween has passed, thus marking the changing of seasons. I'm not talking about Fall either. Who gives a shit when that's really here or gone. I'm talking about cleavage season. It usually starts around mid to late April and ends abruptly the day after Halloween. Manufacturers know that eventually it will be too cold for the breasts to remain uncovered, so they give us men one last hullabaloo by making ALL females Halloween costumes slutty. You can literally think of any profession, or fairy tale and there is a slutty costume for it. Exhibit A:


Men on the other hand must either try and match their girlfriend, or throw together something all their own. Pirates, the Beer Fest guys, Scarface, etc. But me and a couple of guys from work who had to work this Saturday decided to pay tribute to one of the greatest zombie movies ever made:



Best. Work Day. Ever.