Anything is Better Than Jeff Dunham

I'm glad I'm not the only person that doesn't like Jeff Dunham. I mean, I kind of suspected that I wasn't that much a of a cynical dick to be the ONLY person to think his brand of comedy blew lemur taint. He wouldn't even be a comedian if he wasn't treading around in Jeff Foxworthy's Blue Collar Comedy reject punchlines with his hand up the ass of a wooden doll. What adult actually likes ventriloquists anyway?

Answer: This woman-


Who I highly doubt is going to be tuning to Comedy Central at 9pm on Thursdays when she could be watching Sean Hannity blow himself weeknights at 9pm on Fox News.

Answer: Hungarians-




That's absolutely terrifying. But they still got nothing on David Liebe Hart.



I'm not against all puppets. There are a few instances where they can even be hilarious. None of the above will ever be as funny as Triumph. He may be a sock puppet, lo-tech, and you may even be able to see the guy's lips moving. But Triumph is still light years ahead of what Jeff Dunham calls comedy.

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Star Wars
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Along the same lines as Triumph, is (were) the equally lo-tech Sifl and Olly. Sifl and Olly were a featured show on MTV late at night. This was during the time when MTV still played some music videos, and had on funny shows like Bevis and Butthead. Not the bloody vagina-fest that it is now.



Jeff Dunham, take some notes. You suck. End of story.