The Anchorage Nanooks are some college ice hockey team in Alaska. Their symbol is a polar bear. Nothing too special there. But how about if that polar bear was the size of Godzilla, emerged from the co-explosions of Dubhe, Mizar, and the 5 other stars of the Ursa Major constellation via a jet pack (and likely some amount of forward momentum from the nebulae-fueled explosion) whilst carrying a hockey stick? How about if that bear used said hockey stick to pulverize a satellite? Oh, and it fucking destroys the moon, lands in Anchorage and proceeds to rape the landscape. The soundtrack is of course provided by Kenny Loggins, but will Danger Zone be lacking the necessary badassitry displayed when this bear emerges from the depths of space to annihilate whatever poor team decides to show up on the opponent's bench of his ice rink?
Hmm, I dunno. Maybe ONLY Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone can soundtrack that movie as I'm pretty sure nothing else would cut it. That bear, after all, did have a goddamn jet pack.
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