The French

I've never been to France, but from what I hear it's a lovely place filled with self-important twats and some regular folk that fill out the country side. They love their food and wine, have some of the best cooking schools in the world, and yet manage to not be nearly as fat as us Americans.

Can't wait to pay for her health care!

But don't let them make you think they've never unleashed anything horrible on the world. Thankfully I was too young to have given a shit about this next video. But the internet is a ruthless place and brings forth an unfathomable amount of shitty media. Hence, France's very own: Jordy Lemoine.

Poor Jordy, like most child stars, was the victim of being exploited by his parents. Thankfully for him he didn't live in America where he would inevitably been raped by Michael Jackson.

Mmm, young AND Blond

He went into hiding for about 10 years after his parents couldn't milk anymore money out of him and eventually divorced. He has since made a comeback in the form of a shitty rock outfit called Jordy and the Dixies which likely only has a following with former Jordy fans and people who generally like watered down, un-original, alt-rock groups. And while Jordy may have grown up, France has not given up on releasing annoying ass songs sung by babies. The only exception here is that they substituted an exploitable real-life child with a never aging, CGI, Caucasian version of Dora the Explorer.