What You Thought Was Wrong

You were a fat, mid-twenties, Midwestern man-child with a black sweat-pants suit. Your long hair was crafted into one of the finest mega-mullets under the sun. As a shy young man, enunciating your intended purpose for making a film wasn't your forte. But true warriors rarely use words, they let their swords do the talking. In spite of your attire and illustrious mane that screamed "New World Samurai", you sought help, online, for further advancement in your sword fighting. You never second guessed your hair, skill, sweat-pants suit, or fatness. Surely no one on the internet would be so shallow as to use that against you in your search for advanced swordplay. But, as is usually the case with overweight kids trying to show off their sweet skills, what you thought was wrong.