For those of you who know who Bob Ross is, skip the lesson and just go here.
For those of you, god help your soul, who don't know who Bob Ross is, let me explain. Bob Ross was a PBS icon. That's right, The Public Broadcasting Station. He was an afro donning, paint brush wielding, creator of landscapes in which only solace and happiness could be found. Even if you didn't know how to paint (like 86% of his audience) you would be hypnotized by his brush strokes and soothed by his smooth talking. Bob Ross was a bad ass, and anyone who thinks otherwise deserves to be face rapped by a pack of sloth bears wearing sea urchins for condoms. Now you can go here.
3 comments:
Bob is god.
Have spent many a Sunday afternoon being lulled into a false sense of security by Mr. Ross, only to have "This Old House" ruin the moment... again.
I make lot's of happy little accidents!
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