Hollywood can suck my balls. Remakes are queer. Have some fucking creativity for christ sake. Oh that movie was popular in the past, let's remake it so it's popular again. Charlie and the chocolate factory, teenage mutant ninja turtles, karate kid, the day the earth stood still. Fuck why not just do Casablanca and Wizard of Oz (which I'm betting is going to be the next one. Only it'll be a gayer musical and the wizard will be black). That's why I'm all for this next clip actually turning into a movie. Instead of the new Karate kid, people should watch Jackie Chan kicking the shit out of people who don't know the difference between Karate and Kung Fu. Namely, the hollywood assholes, but mostly the kids playing the roles. Even if I loved The 3 Ninjas when I was like 10. I'd love even more to see Jackie Chan blow them up with his REAL skills.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Family Time ist Krieg
This'll be me in like 10 years. Definitely. I'm gonna have the most metal kid ever.
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