What You Thought Was Wrong

The camera has the perfect frame and is ready to roll. All your friends, most of which are your older brothers friends, are waiting for you to finally have the balls to olly the staircase. It's been done before, hell, you've even done it before, but now the camera is rolling and you know it's make it or break it time. You thought you'd impress the older guys, and be a role model for the younger ones. You thought you had enough practice, and all the conditions were right. You thought you could olly the staircase and not get hurt. But, for blood balls sake, what you thought was wrong. And now you're "bleeding out your fucking balls".

121 foot rule

For those of you "gun people" out there who didn't already get the message from "creepy backyard knife guy" in his original video, here's your chance.
But now you've got another threat. What happens when your enemy is 121 feet away? Are you gonna be able to identify the target and take him out before he puts his 8" chef knife through your chest?

The 121 foot rule

Green Day On Ice: As Gay As It Sounds

In case you haven't heard, some gays who also like Green Day thought it'd be a great idea to take the gayness that is Green Day and gay it up further by making a Broadway production called American Idiot. I didn't see it. I haven't read anything about it. They're a horrible band, and the play is, undoubtedly, about as punk as a nun. The only thing worse then having a Broadway musical based off of 31 of Green Day's songs, would be an ice show. Complete with a punk rock fairy.