Edit: This video, which I couldn't find for some reason before, is also funny and features Nickleback who are worse than all aforementioned bands combined.
Admittedly, probably only the first one was funny, but I felt it would have been dumb to only post one of the videos. And I'll do what I want.
This video has a soundtrack to it already, but if you're reading this you already know it's insufficient. This is a video about a man who attached (fake but function-able) rocket launchers to his motorcycle. And not even Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone could soundtrack the awesome.
So you know that show X factor? I didn't either. But I read up on it and it turns out it's the original British version of America's Got Talent, sans The Hoff. It's the same program that launched a career as a bard for modern day troll: Susan Boyle. Well anyway, I guess the guy who won this year has a new song out, and for some reason or another there's a group of people on facebook that want his song to not reach #1 on the charts. To achieve this feat they've decided to campaign for Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name" to be the #1 song. I'm not sure how or if it's going to work out for them, but if it sparks video mastery such as the one following, than I'm all for it.
Normally I post a game for all of you to play during your work/school hours. But today, all you have to do is watch. You're doing good work, and I'mma let you finish, but Mystery Science Theater 3000 was one of the funniest shows of ALL TIME.
You thought you had some special skill. You thought that your talent was mad phat and hip. You thought the whole internet would be shocked to see how talented you are and applaud you for what you achieved. Your skill was beatboxing, and your claims...your claims were baseless.
I don't know how you feel about the Tiger Woods sex scandal, but it's irrelevant really. This is my blog, and you should know that by now. It's extremely sad when the role model for thousands of children doesn't live up to his name. But goddammit does it lead to some comedic gold.
Archidoucheis:
"It's legs-and there are ten-
are like great tentacles,
unjointed, and upon it's serpent necks
are borne 5 mandanaed heads like nightmares of ferocity
and triple serried rows of hair and deep
gullets of black death. Half it's length it frolics.
It's heads in the air, outside it's horrid cleft,
hunting the sea around that promontory
for suckle thighs, library hotts, or what bigger game.
Thundering Amphitrite feeds in thousands.
And no ship's company can claim
to have passed it without loss and grief; It takes
from every ship, one hott for every gullet."
