Justin Bieber Gets His...Just Desserts

Here's a video of that faggot Justin Bieber getting hit in the face by a pack of sour patch kids wrapped in a T-Shirt. Some dumb young cunt was either A: too stupid to know how to throw the object into his arms or at his feet so she hit in the face, or B: too stupid to know to fill the t-shirt with a much heavier object them a pack of sour patch kids, like a brick or an angry midget.

Asshole Dancing in the Middle of the Street Gets His...Just Desserts

Here's a video of some likely unemployed asshole getting hit by an ice cream truck because he decided to dance in the middle of the street. Prime example of cause and effect. Oh, and it's set to the music from Inception.

Fuck the New Karate Kid

Hollywood can suck my balls. Remakes are queer. Have some fucking creativity for christ sake. Oh that movie was popular in the past, let's remake it so it's popular again. Charlie and the chocolate factory, teenage mutant ninja turtles, karate kid, the day the earth stood still. Fuck why not just do Casablanca and Wizard of Oz (which I'm betting is going to be the next one. Only it'll be a gayer musical and the wizard will be black). That's why I'm all for this next clip actually turning into a movie. Instead of the new Karate kid, people should watch Jackie Chan kicking the shit out of people who don't know the difference between Karate and Kung Fu. Namely, the hollywood assholes, but mostly the kids playing the roles. Even if I loved The 3 Ninjas when I was like 10. I'd love even more to see Jackie Chan blow them up with his REAL skills.

Family Time ist Krieg

This'll be me in like 10 years. Definitely. I'm gonna have the most metal kid ever.

What You Thought Was Wrong

The camera has the perfect frame and is ready to roll. All your friends, most of which are your older brothers friends, are waiting for you to finally have the balls to olly the staircase. It's been done before, hell, you've even done it before, but now the camera is rolling and you know it's make it or break it time. You thought you'd impress the older guys, and be a role model for the younger ones. You thought you had enough practice, and all the conditions were right. You thought you could olly the staircase and not get hurt. But, for blood balls sake, what you thought was wrong. And now you're "bleeding out your fucking balls".

121 foot rule

For those of you "gun people" out there who didn't already get the message from "creepy backyard knife guy" in his original video, here's your chance.
But now you've got another threat. What happens when your enemy is 121 feet away? Are you gonna be able to identify the target and take him out before he puts his 8" chef knife through your chest?

The 121 foot rule

Green Day On Ice: As Gay As It Sounds

In case you haven't heard, some gays who also like Green Day thought it'd be a great idea to take the gayness that is Green Day and gay it up further by making a Broadway production called American Idiot. I didn't see it. I haven't read anything about it. They're a horrible band, and the play is, undoubtedly, about as punk as a nun. The only thing worse then having a Broadway musical based off of 31 of Green Day's songs, would be an ice show. Complete with a punk rock fairy.